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Pemptousia's avatar

☓wittercattle seem to be adopting a lot of the rhetoric we have towards troons but refashioned for AI art ("YWNBAArtist" and pointing out uncanny parts of photos to prove it's AI), but yes, gAyI art tools are le bad for the same reason as mass literacy and internet access can be: the goyim are retarded and cannot be trusted with the keys to produce high culture! (especially when making it also requires basically no effort/skill)

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Ever since we stopped limiting artistry from being learned by privately-tutored boys from wealth, it's culminated into a million SEAmonkey tumblrrefugees churning out bastardized gooktoons and now, a hundredfold more subcontinentals pumping out bastardized Pixarslop hindunat propaganda and shitcoin marketing. 'jeets really do have no taste, apparently they also have an obsession with Lamborghinis where at every opportunity they will try to take a pic of other peoples' Lamborghinis and pretend that it's theirs on IG or they'll buy them on car loans if they're a bit richer.

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Sectionalism Archive's avatar

They have no taste indeed. I think Spengler might have something to say about this, abot their "dreamlike" view of the world

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Gorge's avatar

“another thing about shade is that there aren’t any good hats anymore for the shade.”

?just wear a 3 foot tall wizard hat like the rest of us???

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Georges Duroy's avatar

Le me taking a stroll in my Berlin golden hat

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horactix's avatar

"they literally get put in jail by King K. Rool" funniest part of 'stack for me. LOL!

Although I'd say in my personal experience Tyrones are also drawn to Sonic for some reason, not just blerds, probably because of his kewl shoes and epic poses

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EpicChungus1738's avatar

It’s a me a Mario! I a poop out of my as a whole!!!

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Georges Duroy's avatar

The AI thing is ridiculous with old people. I’m taking a management course this summer with an old boomer professor, and I’ve had to give 4 presentations about Google. If I mention AI, I get a good grade, and if I don’t, I don’t. I feel like Lois saying nine eleven at the podium and getting cheered for it.

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Sectionalism Archive's avatar

That is the perfect simile actually

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Rick Sanchez's avatar

I saw a tiktok a while back trying to say that sonic was black. I don't CARE if the satam sonic was voiced by a black guy, Sonic will always Californian surfer. A blonde beauty with A10 adventure eyes

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horactix's avatar

I was going to contest this but then I remembered Sonic has surfed many times. Despite the fact he can't swim... wtf

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PETRIXXX's avatar

Bring back top hats

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TTD's avatar

will blerds be spared from tnd?

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Sectionalism Archive's avatar

One can only hope

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TTD's avatar

Trvthnvke…

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EpicChungus1738's avatar

VVHOAG…..

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Soggu's avatar

I thought wario was persian

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Sectionalism Archive's avatar

I have had suspicions that Wario is actually a Jew, as many Yiddish Jews also speak proper German. But I can't bring myself to accept this. It would break me inside, as Wario despite his greed is a man of great willpower and drive and strength

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horactix's avatar

These cards from 3 decades ago are the only time Nintendo has referenced religion in Mario: https://www.mariowiki.com/Mario_Quiz_Cards

There are some gems in here, like Luigi reading about Hitler, but the main point is that Mario is seen reading the Bible, praying next to the Quran, and lighting a Menorah while wearing a kippah.

It probably doesn't mean anything, in fact Mario is a blue-collar Italian so he's just gonna be Roman Catholic.

WARIO on the other hand has made a deal with Satan before, quite Faustian.

https://pressthebuttons.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83452033569e201901ecdb34a970b-600wi

Saying any rich white guy is Jewish simply because they are greedy and secure the bag is groyperthought. Carter Pewtershmidt gamers rise up... That being said, if Nintendo decided one day to make Wario Jewish I would probably go insane. That Satan deal has probably been forgotten by Nintendo and Wario is likely Christian like his rival...

Wario has also said this, you might find it funny. I can't post it on iFunny for some reason: https://preview.redd.it/bad-news-guys-wario-is-racist-v0-4hmxfw6dln3b1.jpg?auto=webp&s=76b81f00e9aaa12432744a9b608df4ac48d44282

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Sectionalism Archive's avatar

Yeah, I've seen those cards before. "Confederate luigi" is one of my favorites. But they're obviously intended to just be Mario and Luigi acting out a scene, and even then they're made by a third party company and are definitely not canon.

Honestly, I don't really know how Greedy Jews are. Young Jews seem to be spoiled brats who spend all of their money on vacations to the Poconos and the like. The Greedy Jew is something of a bygone generation. Jews actually seem to be transmogrifying into Puerto Ricans in my experience. It's a bizarre but real phenomenon. Only Jewish men are doing this, Jewish women are staying as Jewwy as ever

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PETRIXXX's avatar

There are multiple Warios. There's Wärt, the chancellor of the Rhine Federation. There's Wahrio I, sultan of the Islamic Sultanate of Iran. There's Winko Warioberg, a soldier in the Teletubby nationalist army, which fights to restore the republic of Teletubby Israel. And lastly, there's the Wario we know and love. All of these Warios are identical and related. Fevv knqvv this...

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Oranon's avatar

butlerian jihad when?

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Mongerist's avatar

Learning that you lived in North Carolina (best Carolina) but a big freaking grin on my face.

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PETRIXXX's avatar

I predict AI media will be a phase like 3D was back in the early 2010s. Non-pajeets are already sick of it and literally anyone with basic pattern recognizing skills will refuse to use AI because it all looks unnatural and sloppy.

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Sectionalism Archive's avatar

No, Gambino is not a Blerd he’s too winebarred

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