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I remember thinking John Wick 4 was disrespectful to the Sacre couer. I also thought there was gonna be an AC Unity reference. Course they wouldn’t let us gamers have anything. Meanwhile 80% of the American delegation is white but all we did was interview the black people. Im tired of seeing snoop dog on tv. I am tired. Talk about one joke. And the french delegation is actually nasty for sending actual africans in every sport even fencing

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Aug 1Liked by Sectionalism Archive

I never understood why people say greek statues have small penises. I can understand women because the only time they see penises is when theyre erect, but men, you would think, would know that when our genitalia is exposed to the elements, shrinks to conserve warmth. Maybe it stems from an insecurity and they are attempting to imply that theirs isnt that small.

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Aug 1Liked by Sectionalism Archive

reminds me of Cromwell who i think banned sports because Puritans were the type of people who thought “every muscle is one language the person could’ve learned” or smth along those lines lel, also i tend to see some sort of heavy interest in martial arts amongst caucasians

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Some catholics today believe UFC is sinful and should be shut down. Their arguments are quite reasonable too from a Christian standpoint

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Aug 2Liked by Sectionalism Archive

I love playing Mario & Sonic at the olympic games for the wii, despite my retard sister always choosing the stupid figure skating one (seriously there's only like 5 songs and it's really easy). Also Sectionalism, you don't f*cking understand, the olympics is witewawwy hecking sportsball! Sports are so hecking cringe bro, especially after that stupid jock Brian beat me up in high school *turns angry and transforms into werejoker*

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Woah, excellence! Epic feats! Uh, javelins and discus! Yeah, not really interested in the modern Olympics and the Greek ones don’t seem that much better. I’d rather watch a medieval joust or mock battle, or a gladiator duel or chariot race. The Romans knew how to hold good games. Maybe I’m not aryan enough or it’s because I’m OrthoDOGS but the epic Greek bodybuilder stuff isn’t for me. But hey, if you’re into it… smoke if you got ‘em.

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Neither the javelin nor the discus-throw were Olympic events. Like half of the Greek Olympicsw ere equestrian, either horse or chariot racing. The rest were either footraces or combat sports.

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Okay then that’s a lot cooler, I think would go if I lived in Ancient Greek times. Still wouldn’t want to see naked people but races and fights are cool

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Not wanting to see naked people because you can't disassociate nudity with sex is kind of grainpilled ngl. Have you tried touching tribe?

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Ramazanov win the olympics 🤲💪

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The Olympic GAYS!!!

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